I’m developing a Discord bot and need quirky command ideas. Share a brief, inventive command idea that I could code. Looking forward to your suggestions!
Hey there! I’ve got a wild idea for you - how about a ‘!conspiracy’ command? Users could type it in, and your bot would generate a totally bonkers conspiracy theory on the spot. Like, ‘The moon landing was faked by sentient dolphins to distract us from their underwater cities!’ or ‘Bigfoot is actually running a secret underground coffee shop chain!’
I coded something similar once, and it was a riot. You could pull from a database of conspiracy elements (aliens, government, cryptids, etc.) and mash them up randomly. Maybe even let users add their own elements to the mix. It’s a great way to get people laughing and sparking some seriously weird conversations.
Just a thought - let me know if you end up trying it out!
how bout a !dadjoke command? it could spit out those groan-worthy puns that make everyone roll their eyes. like “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!” could be a fun way to lighten the mood or break the ice in chats
Have you considered a ‘food fight’ command? Users could type !foodfight @username to start a virtual food fight. The bot could randomly select food items and describe the chaotic scene, like “AdventurousHiker17 hurls a slice of pizza at @username, but it misses and splatters against the wall!” It could even keep track of who’s winning based on successful ‘hits’. This would add a fun, lighthearted element to the server and encourage user interaction. Just make sure to include a way to clean up the virtual mess afterwards!
How about a ‘time traveler’ command? Users could type !timetraveler followed by a year, and the bot responds with a fun, fictional ‘report’ from that time period. For example, ‘!timetraveler 2050’ might return something like ‘Greetings from 2050! Flying cars are all the rage, and we’re colonizing Mars. Oh, and apparently, pineapple on pizza is now illegal.’ It could mix real historical facts for past years with imaginative predictions for future dates, adding an educational yet entertaining element to your server. You could even incorporate user suggestions for future predictions to keep it fresh and engaging.